sleeping ruling drooling canoodling whatnot
if i were to go back in time and tell a young me what to rule like, i might say somethings like these:
excuse me miss thang, you’re pretty rad but um, hey!
firstly, hold onto your hat and don’t freakin’ act like you’ll always have it this good. sometimes jobs suck even more than the last one! (NOOOO! YOU DON’T SAY?!!?!?)
secondly, get a second opinion on that whole lasik surgery thing. some doctors don’t know how to love.
thirdly, you shouldn’t be so hasty with your decides. be cool, young cupcake.
4th, if you’re not really sure how you feel about someone, don’t try to tell yourself that you do. think about it, shawty.
5. sleep is better than being awake to make mistakes, ruin your life, spend too much credit or money, or working. 
i’m sure the back-in-time me would’ve said, CHUT UP! I RULE!
shrug.
