i guess rulin’ IS easy (for me) – but for the record, pimpin’ still ain’t.
so i was recently loling around my place when i decided – okay, i’ll take my faux X-MAS tree down whilst i also drink these light beers (okay okay..i also did some shots. what!?!?!? it was a long day in the call center. ahem.) – just so happens in the box in the closet i was going to stuff my faux tree limbs into – there laid my senior year scrapbook, in all its ruling glory! alas i thought, let me looky at how i ruled in 1999. as time would have it, it had its way with me in the very way you would expect. i have not changed one iota. i described myself as monumentally confused, cynical, risky, funny & hapless. i wrote that i wanted to have a jeep grand cherokee (i have one!) and to be an actress and writer. yep-er-doodle-ee-bob-n-fer-apples. i used to say things like…”you think you know…but you have diarrhea” to mock the slogan from the popular MTV show in the 90s, Diary. their slogan was “you think you know, but you have no idea.” i used to wear abercrombie & fitch’s “8″ perfume exclusively once i could afford to buy things at the (gasp! don’t even GO there, becky! mall – and now i always wear MAC’s “turquatic.” i’ve always been a person who tries to capture every moment for forever -click click goes the camera!!!
all of this sappy- teenage- omg what- i used to be —-so—- cool reminiscing-type feeling - it’s got to do with ruling! i love ruling. you should do the things you love. so i do.
we also do what we’re good at! so time to go eat some pizza….FATTY! 
